I never thought it'd happen to me

I think I'm losing hair. There's too much scalp showing at the front of my skull. My brother has already lost hair. I thought I got the gut, he got the hair, and that was the deal. I'm not sure what I'm going to do. I'm not going to comb over or try to hide it, sure. I said years ago I wasn't going to be that vain. I just don't think the Larry Fine look is going to work for me. I guess I could shave my head. I think bald men are incredibly sexy.
I don't know. Maybe it's just a bad hair day.